Yesterday I was smug

I was ecstatic.

I had finally discovered the secret to maintaining my bliss.

Finally! After all these years!

Today...

Well, today I discovered my secret needs some tweaking.

But I didn't jump out of the car while it was moving

I apologized for throwing Dr. Pepper in her face

And I did want to take a walk today

What's a measly seven miles?

Yesterday, it seemed so laughably easy.
Today, I am sore from my feet to my throat